Saturday, October 31, 2009

Condom Help?

How do you correctly put a condom on? Need a little help. Thanks in advance.
Answer:
Ok, I am trained to give these kind of instructions but its much better to give a demonstration...please do not try to put it on any way it fits...things go horribly wrong that way...I can't be responsible for you following the instructions wrong...go to a Sex Clinic or ask a sex advisor at your school they're always willing to help (they'd rather do that than you get someone pregnant or get an STD).
read the directions in the package
let your partner blow it like a balloon
if you need to ask you don't need to be having sex

grow up!
your a kid.

you souldnt even be having sex untill your maried.
show you have some balls and grow some self control.

why even want to try if you dont know how to put it on.

did you know the aids virus is smaller then the holes in condoms..yeah, it couldnt stop aids if it wanted to.
but hay, STD's, risk of AIDS, moments of fun, lifetime of regret..Sure thats what Iwant.
To show my love to my future wife by throwing away the best gift I could ever give her, my virginity.
squeeze and hold the tip as you roll it down
Place on tip, roll down smoothly. Not rocket science, but always make sure you have it right side up before puttin on the tip. Certainly you need to get some and practice before whipping it out and making a fool of yourself in front of some lucky girl.
place it on the head and pul it down untill it stuck on there
Many put it on wrong, so this is a good question. Make sure to leave empty space and not air at the tip. Do this by pinching the tip of the condom to leave a bit of latex unstretched. Then roll the condom down the shaft to the base of your penis. Remember to hold it at the base when withdrawing after ejaculation. Always be safe and use a condom. There's no other way.

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